
How to Absolutely Own Christmas Eve (Chaos and All)
Hey, love! It’s here—the one night a year where magic collides with mayhem, and even the calmest among us are knee-deep in wrapping paper, burnt cookies, and wondering if Aunt Karen really needed a second glass of mulled wine. But Christmas Eve isn’t about perfection—it’s about creating moments. The ones you laugh about, cry about, or Instagram about with a cute caption like, “Still recovering.”
Let’s make this Christmas Eve unforgettable. With sparkle, sass, and just a little chaos, here’s your Velvet & Venom-approved survival guide:
Step 1: Set the Scene (Or Just Distract Everyone with Twinkle Lights)
You don’t need to turn your house into the North Pole to make it feel magical. A few key moves, and suddenly, it’s giving holiday chic.
- Twinkle lights are non-negotiable. On the tree, the mantle, the bookshelf, or your plants—heck, drape them on the dog if they’ll let you. Twinkle lights are the beauty filter for your house.
- Candles, candles, and more candles. Want your house to smell like a dreamy Christmas wonderland? Choose scents like pine, cinnamon, or something sweet and buttery. Want to pretend you’re hosting in a castle? Go for dark, moody candles that scream romantic mystery.
- The perfect playlist: Start with Mariah and Wham! (obviously), mix in a little Ariana for sparkle, and don’t forget something cheeky like Santa Baby for that extra sass.
Pro tip: If your lights are tangled, just throw the whole ball onto the tree and call it modern art.
Step 2: Glam Like a Holiday Goddess
Christmas Eve glam is all about strategic effort. You want to look like the star on top of the tree, not someone who tried too hard to outshine it.
- Skincare is step one. Slap on a hydrating mask while you’re “supervising” the gift-wrapping (read: hiding from the chaos). Glowy skin is the ultimate holiday flex.
- Venom Flush Liquid Blush. This blush does everything. It’s dewy, buildable, and will have people asking, “Have you been frolicking in the snow?” when really, you’ve been frolicking with cookies.
- Hexed Shimmer: The MVP of sparkle. Whether it’s a touch on your lids, cheekbones, or collarbones, this glitter has one job: making you the most radiant person in the room.
- Lips to match your mood: Feeling bold? Go for a statement red. Want kissable gloss? Grab one of our silky options that scream romance under the mistletoe.
Remember, glitter isn’t just a product—it’s a mindset.
Step 3: Laugh Through the Chaos
Christmas Eve chaos is inevitable. But when you lean into the madness, it becomes part of the magic.
- Cookies are burning while the cat climbs the tree? Laugh, grab the fire extinguisher, and call it “performance art.” You’re creating memories, babe.
- Family drama hits peak holiday levels? Sip your drink, offer a strategic toast, and distract everyone with a heartfelt “Who wants dessert?”
- The dog ate Santa’s cookies? Replace them with store-bought and say they’re “vintage European.”
- Your aunt brought an unwrapped gift in a grocery bag? Toss it under the tree like it’s a secret treasure. (Bonus points if the bag says Whole Foods.)
Christmas chaos is basically a holiday tradition. Just ride the wave and remind yourself: next year, I’m totally outsourcing this.
Step 4: Bask in the Festive Feels
Pause. Take a deep breath. This is the part where the magic kicks in.
- With family? Soak up the laughs, the noise, and the overplayed Christmas movies. (Yes, Elf is funny every year.)
- Flying solo? Cozy up with a glass of wine, your favorite blanket, and a guilt-free dessert for one. Self-love is the vibe.
- With friends? Pop the bubbly, toast to another year of surviving life, and make a pact to keep things weird in the best way.
This is the heart of Christmas Eve: imperfect, messy, beautiful moments.
Step 5: Treat Yourself Like the Queen You Are
Listen, babe, you deserve a little sparkle under the tree too. Here’s your Christmas Eve self-love checklist:
- Beauty treats that scream “you’re worth it.” From Venom Flush to Serpent Dust, add something glamorous to your cart because who needs Santa when you’ve got you?
- Snacks that spark joy. Forget Santa’s cookies—go for fancy chocolates, charcuterie, or whatever feels indulgent. Midnight snack queens unite.
- A moment of gratitude. Take a second to reflect. The year wasn’t perfect, but you made it through. That’s worth celebrating.
Final Thoughts
Christmas Eve doesn’t have to be flawless to be magical. It’s the laughter over burnt cookies, the twinkle lights reflecting in your glass of wine, and the small moments that feel big when you look back.
So, light the candles, throw on the sparkle, and make the night your own. You’re the star of this holiday story—don’t forget it.
P.S. What’s your Christmas Eve vibe? Share it below—twinkle lights, chaos, and all. We’re here for every moment! 🖤✨